David Skerry To Co-Write Book with
Leader of the Opposition?
David: Why do you always win when bowling?
Joe: Don't know. Saw some episode of Maude where some straight dude calls bowling a gay sport.
David: Hogwash!
Joe: I thought you fired the Operations Manager
David: Why fire them when the thought of working with you scares them away!
Joe: Now that's a lie...you look like a prune, I look like a fading old rocker...I still have sex appeal...you don't!
David: If you think Dan looks like a bug now, what will Danny look like at age 50?
Joe: Are you a fan of Sigourney Weaver movies?
David: Avatar or Alien?
Joe: Methinks Dan would be some nasty combination of the two
TO BE CONTINUED
